Wouldn't It Be Nice, If I Could Be, David Letterman?
Wouldn't In Be Rad, If I Could Be, Your Favorite T.v. Personality?
Wouldn't It Be Sweet, If I Could Laugh You To Sleep,
Five Nights A Week?
And I Try As Hard As I Can,
But I Could Never Be David Letterman...
I Know He Knows You Look Up To Him,
But You Don't Visit His Sleep,
I Know I Know This Is What I Missed, Your Eyes Are Just For Me,
Really Don't See How We Could Be, I Still Put Trust In Fate,
It's Something Slow That I Don't Know So I Say...

Wouldn't It Be Nice, If I Could Be, David Letterman?
Wouldn't In Be Rad, If I Could Be, Your Favorite T.v. Personality?
Wouldn't It Be Sweet, If I Could Laugh You To Sleep,
Five Nights A Week?
And I Try As Hard As I Can,
But I Could Never Be David Letterman...