(Soft Knocks At The Door)

Chong: Who Is It?

Cheech: It's Me, Dave. Open Up, Man, I Got The Stuff.

(More Knocks)

Chong: Who Is It?

Cheech: It's Me, Dave, Man. Open Up, I Got The Stuff.

Chong: Who?

Cheech: It's, Dave, Man. Open Up, I Think The Cops Saw Me Come In Here.

(More Knocks)

Chong: Who Is It?

Cheech: It's, Dave, Man. Will You Open Up, I Got The Stuff With Me.

Chong: Who?

Cheech: Dave, Man. Open Up.

Chong: Dave?

Cheech: Yeah, Dave. C'mon, Man, Open Up, I Think The Cops Saw Me.

Chong: Dave's Not Here.

Cheech: No, Man, I'm Dave, Man.

(Sharp Knocks At The Door)

Cheech: Hey, C'mon, Man.

Chong: Who Is It?

Cheech: It's Dave, Man. Will You Open Up? I Got The Stuff With Me.

Chong: Who?

Cheech: Dave, Man. Open Up.

Chong: Dave?

Cheech: Yeah, Dave.

Chong: Dave's Not Here.

Cheech: What The Hell? No, Man, I Am Dave, Man. Will You...

(More Knocks)

Cheech: C'mon! Open Up The Door, Will You? I Got The Stuff With Me, I Think The Cops Saw Me.

Chong: Who Is It?

Cheech: Oh, What The Hell Is It...c'mon. Open Up The Door! It's Dave!

Chong: Who?

Cheech: Dave! D-A-V-E! Will You Open Up The Goddam Door!

Chong: Dave?

Cheech: Yeah, Dave!

Chong: Dave?

Cheech: Right, Man. Dave. Now Will You Open Up The Door?

Chong: Dave's Not Here.