:Bridge:

Daddy,
Daddy Wasn't There,
Daddy,
Daddy Wasn't There,

:Chorus:
To Take Me To The Fair,
It Seems He Doesn't Caaarrreee,
Daddy Wasn't There,

:Bridge:
Daddy,
Daddy Wasn't There,
To Change My Underwear,
It Seems He Doesn't Caaarrreee,
Daddy Wasn't There,

:Verse:
When I Was First Babtized,
When I Was Criticized,
When I Was Osrticized,
When I Was Jazzicised,
When I Was Taking Kidney Pies,
When I Was Mognorized,
When I Was Circumsized,
Daddy Wasn't There

!Repeat Verse!

To Take Me To The Fair,
To Change My Underwear,
Daddy Wasn't There,
DADDY WASN"T THERE PEACE!

!!!New Song (kinda!)!!!
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..............LONG....................PAUSE.............................................................

:Verse 1:
If U Got A Daddy Issue,
Here's A Daddy Tissue,

:Chorus:
D To The A - To The DD, Y,
D To The A - To The DD, Y,

:Verse 2:
Say It's Not That Bad,
But I Got A Deadbeat Dad,
:Chorus:
D To The A - To The DD, Y,
D To The A - To The DD, Y,

:Verse 3:
I Sit In My Room And Cry,
And Ask Myself The Reason Why,

:Chorus:
D To The A - To The DD, Y,
D To The A - To The DD, Y,

:Extra:
Daddy,
Daddy,
Daddy

D-A-D-D-Y- PEACE!