I Said, "I'm Drinkin' Up.

Would You Like A Belt Yerself?"

You Said, "Thanks, But No Thanks,

I Don't Drink, Myself.

But You Go Right Ahead, My Friend,

I'm Not The Sort That Minds."



"That's Good To Hear," I Said

"Because I Think You'll Find

That I Don't Care That You Don't Mind."



I Said, "I'm Lightin' Up.

Would You Like A Puff?"

You Said, "Thanks, But No Thanks,

I Don't Do That Stuff.

But You Go Right Ahead, My Friend,

I'm Not The Sort That Minds."



"That's Good To Hear," I Said

"Because I Think You'll Find

That I Don't Care That You Don't Mind."



I Said "Let's Do The Nasty,

I Like It When It's Rough."

You Said, "Well, I'm Not So Sure

I Like That Kind Of Stuff.

But I'll Roll Over Just For You

And Take It From Behind."



"That's Good To Hear," I Said

"Because I Think You'll Find

That I Don't Care That You Don't Mind."