A Candle Burning For Everything I've Ever Wanted
A Tattoo Burned For Everything I've Ever Wanted And Lost
I Had A Long List Of Names That I Kept In My Back Pocket,
But I've Cut It Down To One And Your Name's At The Top

Won't You Share A Common Disaster?
Share With Me A Common Disaster
A Common Disaster

I Found Myself A Friend,
But He's Crooked As A Stick In Water
So Now I'm Writing Fairy Tales
To Catch The Spirit Of Revenge
He's Got A Plan To Steal My Little Sister,
But I'm Not Too Concerned
'cause I Will Get Him In The End

Won't You Share A Common Disaster?
Share With Me A Common Disaster
A Common Disaster

Going To Find Me Someone To Share
A Common Disaster
Run Away With Me From A Life So Cramped And Dull
Not Worry Too Much About The Happily-ever-after
Just Keep The Caddy Moving
'til We're Well Beyond That Hill

Won't You Share A Common Disaster?
Share With Me A Common Disaster
A Common Disaster