I'm The Only Gay Eskimo

I'm The Only One I Know

I'm The Only Gay Eskimo

In My Tribe



I Go Out Seal Hunting With My Best Friend Tarka

But All Want To Do Is Get Into His Parka



I'm The Only Gay Eskimo

In My Tribe



Well Me And Nukflukchukbuk

We Both Like Blubber

But Me I've Got This Crazy Fetish For Rubber



I'm The Only Gay Eskimo

In My Tribe



I Make A Wish On The Northern Lights

That I Can Find A Decent Pair Of Whaleskin Tights



I'm The Only Gay Eskimo

In My Tribe



And The Seals They Sing Now...

[seal Noises]



These Cold Winter Nights

Are Taking Their Toll

I Even Get Excited When I See The North Pole

See The North Pole...



I'm The Only Gay Eskimo

Only Gay Eskimo

I'm The Only One I Know

The Only One I Know-oh-oh-oh

I'm The Only Gay Eskimo

In My Tribe