Well I've Never Been To Colorado
Or Had A Rocky Mountain High
And I've Never Seen The Denver Broncos
Or Watched A Tumbleweed Blow By

But I've Got A 42 Inch TV
High Definition, Crystal-clear
200 Channels Beamin' From Above
Yeah, I Can See The World From Here
I Can See The World From Here

Well I've Never Been To New York City
Or Took A Stroll Through Central Park
I've Never Waved Up At That Lady In The Harbor
Or Been On Broadway After Dark

But I've Got A New Laptop Computer
A Bluetooth Speaker In My Ear
A Wireless Connection To Anywhere I Want
Yeah, I Can See The World From Here
I Can See The World From Here

Lately I've Been Gettin' Bigger,
They Say It's Lack Of Exercise
Yeah, The Double Chins Keep Creepin' In The Mirror,
I Guess It Shouldn't Come As A Surprise

But I Bought An Elliptical Trainer
It's Got A Built-in Plasma Screen
Now I Can Get My Cardio With My MTV
Yeah, You Gotta Love Technology
You Gotta Love Technology

I've Never Been To Colorado
And I Probably Never Will
Yeah I Do All My Travelin' By Remote Controls
And I'm As Happy As Can Be Here Sittin' Still
Yeah I'm As Snug As A Bug In A Rug
Happy Like A Pickin' Bud
Yeah I'm Doin Fine On My Behind Just Sittin Still