I Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
Couldn't Drive Me Crazier With A Map
Talk About A Generation Gap
I Don't Turn My Cap, I Don't Grab My Lap
I Don't Do Like That 'cause I Look Like A Sap
I Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
And It Don't Go Good With Beer On Tap
I Hate The Beat, Hate The Rhythm
But I Love That Melody They Put With 'em

I Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
One Nerve Left And It's About To Snap
I'd Rather Hear A Little Chihuahua Yap
I Don't Walk That Walk, I Don't Flap That Flap
If I Talked That Talk My Lips Would Chap
I Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
And It Don't Go Good With Beer On Tap
I Hate The Beat, Hate The Rhythm
But I Love That Melody They Put With 'em

INSTRUMENTAL

I Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
It Would Rip Van Winkle From A Nap
I'd Rather Be Woke Up With A Slap
Than Try To Sleep Through Jive So Cheap
They Have To Bleed A Bunch Of Crap
I Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
And It Don't Go Good With Beer On Tap
I Hate The Beat, Hate The Rhythm
But I Love That Melody They Put With 'em

INSTRUMENTAL

I Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
Couldn't Drive Me Crazier With A Map
Talk About A Generation Gap
I Don't Turn My Cap, I Don't Grab My Lap
I Don't Do Like That 'cause I Look Like A Sap
I Hate Rap, I Hate Rap
And It Don't Go Good With Beer On Tap