Verse 1
The Militant Bunkers Where
I Imagine I'm In My Lover's Bed
We Swam Naked – We Frolicked Young And Free
Glistening Wet Like A Froggies Leg On A Paraplegic's Knee
I Gazed Into His Eyes, What Do I See
Jaundice, A Disease Menagerie
But Though He's Got – A Figure Of An Aging Sloth
His Love – Pump Can Deliver A Malicious Wrath

Chorus 1
David Hasselhoff – Dressed Mean, With Boots To Tease
Bend Over, Please Now Punish Me
David Hasselhoff – Tuck Me In Bed Tonight
Appease Me With Your Leathery Face

Verse 2
Conscripted To Fort Dik
Showering With Men From 3 To 6
We Sung About – Leotards, Fairies And Naked Gladiators
I Dreamt I Was Peter Pan In A Frock Telling Captain Hook To Suck My Cock
It Looks Like I See Your Prong
I Thought You Were A – Naïve Bastard In A Stupid Talking Car
But Then I Saw You In A “Baywatch” And Thought You Were The Sexiest Man By Far


Verse 3
Done Run Away, I Beg Of Thee
Ill Show You Athens – Style Sodomy
We Played – Grecko Marines With Our Sted – Fast Dicks
We Clubbed Our Pricks Like Homeless Kids And Lathered Our Self With Garlic Bread
My Heart And Bowel Belongs To You
No One Roots Like You – They Cum Too Soon
Oh How – Soldiers Love Being Gay
Unlike Prison We Don't Need Soap To Play

Chorus 2
David Hasselhoff – My Syphilis Caused You Internal Rot
Your Old And Crusty, You Cant Even Please
Fly Back To Germany, How 'Bout Writing A Pop Song Or Two
Hey Davey Boy, Here's A Message For You –

Outro
FUCK – OFF – YOU – CUNT!!