May I Introduce You To
The World′s Most Decorated Zoo
For Everything You Wish Was Make-believeOh, Buddy Did You Know
You Could Shake Hands With A Demon
If You Wanna Take That Dare, So Be It
You Could Lose An Arm Or A Leg So Easy Here

So Let Me Give You A Scenario
And Don't You Tell A Soul
It′s Only Hypothetical

Imagine All Your Nightmares
Contained In A Single Glorified Reformatory
Where Nothing Ever Gets Out
Straitjackets Have Been Worn Out
Good Guys, Bad Guys Accommodated
If It Don't Make Any Sense, Like It's Something In A Story
We′ll Make Sure It Stays Fiction
In Our Superstitious Foundation

Medicine Unlike Any Other
Coffee Machine Dispensing Blood For A Sucker
All That We Display Will Never Leave
But Buddy, Don′t You Know
We Don't Wanna Let Armageddon
Rear Its Ugly Head Like A Nuclear Weapon
We Secure, Contain, Protect
So You Don′t Live In Fear

Did I Even Mention
The Monsters That Preside?
Where Do I Begin? Where Do I Begin?
'Cause There Is More Than 99
The Vermin God, The Anklebiters
Brother′s Bride, Shy Guy, Trapped In The Typewriter
Snapper Of Necks, On A Perfect Day
Polaroid, Builder Bear, Hungry Clay
Water Orb, River Cat, Draws You In The Book
Whistlebones, Abandoned Row Home
There Was A Crooked Man, Man's Best Friend
Hateful Star, Desert In A Can
And That Isn′t Even Half Of It

So Let Me Give You A Scenario
And Don't You Tell A Soul
It's Only Hypothetical
Let Me Give You A Scenario
But Don′t You Go Thinking It′s Real

Imagine All Your Nightmares
Contained In A Single Glorified Reformatory
Where Nothing Ever Gets Out
Straitjackets Have Been Worn Out
Good Guys, Bad Guys Accommodated
If It Don't Make Any Sense, Like It′s Something In A Story
We'll Make Sure It Stays Fiction
In Our Superstitious Foundation

Superstitious Foundation
Superstitious Foundation