Curtain Call, Places Please

Train The Spotlight

On The Guy Who's Been Living Without It

You Own The Rights To The Movement Of My Insides

When I Should Have Forgotten About It



Clumsy Fisting, Where's The Romance?

Punch Inside Me, Make The Gut Puppets Dance

Rip 'em Out

Evaginate

Stitch 'em Up And Decorate



Look What You Made, Don't They Look Great?



Bile Rising, A Standing Ovation

Trade My Crowd For A Perch On A Thin Ledge

Come Admire Our Artistic Creation:

A Royal Fuck-up, A Coach On A Cliff Edge



I've Never Been The Best Of Workmen

But Then Again, In My Defence:

My Tools Are Shit

The Splintered Wood Attests To This



Yet I Hammer On

Leave It Etched In Stone:

"Don't Forget To Phone...

...Don't Neglect To Phone"

I'm Trying My Best To Be A Child With ADD

All Eyes And No Flies On Me



As Base As I Go To These Lengths To Hold The Door

Either Open Or Closed Depending On The Form

Stop Me If You're Bored Or You've Heard This One Before

My Intentions Are Pure



I Put My Faith In Punch And Judy

I Piss Away My Sense Of Duty

I Did My Sums And What D'ya Know?

Three Into Two Doesn't Go

It Doesn't Go

It Doesn't Go

It Doesn't Go.