Last Night, I Got Served A Little Bit Too Much Of That Poison, Baby
Last Night, I Did Things I'm Not Proud Of
And I Got A Little Crazy
Last Night, I Met A Guy On The Dance Floor And I Let Him Call Me Baby

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And I Don't Even Know His Last Name
My Momma Would Be So Ashamed
It Started Off, "hey Cutie Where You From
And Then It Turned Into Oh No, What Have I Done
And I Don't Even Know His Last Name

We Left, The Club, 'bout Around 3 O'clock In The Morning
His Pinto, Sitting There, In The Parking Lot, Well It Should Have Been A Warning
I Had No Clue What I Was Getting Into
So, I'll Blame It On The Cuervo
Oh Where Did My Manners Go?

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I Don't Even Know His Last Name
Oh My Momma Would Be So Ashamed
It Started Off, "hey Cutie Where You From
And Then It Turned Into "oh No, What Have I Done
And I Don't Even Know His Last Name

Here We Go

Today, I Woke Up, Thinking About Elvis Somewhere In Vegas
I'm Not Sure How I Got Here
Or How This Ring On My Left Hand Just Appeared Outta Nowhere
I Gotta Go Take The Chips And The Pinto And Hit The Road
They Say What Happens Here, Stays Here, All Of This Will Disappear

There's Just One Little Problem

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I Don't Even Know My Last Name
Oh My Momma Would Be So Ashamed
It Started Off, "hey Cutie Where You From
And Then It Turned Into "oh No, What Have I Done
And I Don't Even Know My Last Name

What Have I Done
What Have I Done
What Have I Done

Oh, What Have I Done
I Don't Even Know My Last Name

Well It Turned Into, Oh No What Have I Done
And I Don't Even Know My Last Name
Yea, Yeah, Yeah

I Don't Even Know My Last Name
It Started Off "hey Cutie Where You From
And Then It Turned Into, Oh No What Have I Done
And I Don't Even Know My Last Name
Oh, Yeah