I Want A Girl With
A Mind Like A Diamond
I Want A Girl Who
Knows What's Best
I Want A Girl With
Shoes That Cut
And Eyes That Burn
Like Cigarettes
I Want A Girl With
The Right Allocations
Who's Fast And Thorough
And Sharp As A Tack
She's Playing
With Her Jewellery
She's Putting Up Her Hair
She's Touring The Facilities
And Picking Up Slack

I Want A Girl With A Short Skirt
And A Long Jacket

I Want A Girl Who
Gets Up Early
I Want A Girl Who
Stays Up Late
I Want A Girl With
Uninterupted Prosperity
Who Used A Machete
To Cut Through Red Tape

With Fingernails That
Shine Like Justice
And A Voice That Is Dark
Like Tinted Glass
She Is Fast And Thorough
And Sharp As A Tack
She's Touring The Facilities
And Picking Up Slack
I Want A Girl With A Short Skirt
And A Long, Long Jacket

I Want A Girl With
A Smooth Liquidation
I Want A Girl With
The Right Dividends
And At The City Bank
We Will Meet Accidentally
We'll Start To Talk When
She Borrows My Pen

She Wants A Car With
A Cupholder Arm Rest
She Wants A Car
That Will Get Her There
She's Changing Her Name
From Kitty To Karen
She's Trading Her MG For
A White Chrystler Laberan

I Want A Girl With A Short Skirt
And A Long Jacket