Could Today Have Got Any Worse
I've Got Dog Crap In My Hair
And I Think I've Been Cursed

Dog Crap In My Hair

I Tryed To Wash It Out
But My Showers Bust
I Wacked My Nose On A Chair
And I Think I've Been Cursed
Cursed

Chorus:
Cursed From The Devil
Cursed From The Pyramids
Cursed From A Witch
Life Is Such A Bitch

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Such A Bitch

(Guitar Solo)

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My Cat Pissed In My Trainers
I Went Out For A Run
I Thought I Was Getting Sweaty
When I Knew It Wasn't Fun
Was Not Funny

I Locked Myself Out
And Saw My Oven On
I Smashed A Window To Get In
My Chickens Overdone

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Lost My Ticket To A Gig
Now I'm Done £50
Slipped Up In Public
People Took The Mick

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Dog Crap In My Hair
Showers Bust, Need To Repair
Wacked My Nose On A Chair
Pissed In Trainers Life's Unfair

Repeat Chorus X2