Well It Took Me Five Bars, Some Thirty License Plates
I Saw Her Mustang And My Eyes Filled Up With Rage
Well I Brought My Pistol, But I Ain't Some Kind Of Fool
So I Walked Right In Barehanded, She Was On His Arm While He Was Playin' Pool
Just Like I Used To Do
She Kissed Him While I Got A Beer, Well She Didn't Think I'd Show Up Here
I'm A Crazy Ex-girlfriend

I Watched Her For A While But I Didn't Like Her Walk
She Came Across Kinda Cheap To Me, But Hey, How's That My Fault
She Looked At My Man Like He Didn't Have On A Stitch
Somebody Tell That Girl To Step Up To The Plate, I'm On A Pitch
Little Bitch
Well Them Pretty Girls Their All The Same
But Their Damn Well Gonna Know My Name
I'm A Crazy Ex-girlfriend

Well I Started Throwin' Things And I Scared Folks Half To Death
I Got Up In His Face And Smelled Whiskey On His Breath
I Didn't Give A Second Thought To Being Thrown In Jail
Cause Baby To Hammer Everything Looks Like A Nail
And I Was Mad As Hell
Well Them Pretty Girls Their All The Same
But Their Damn Well Gonna Know My Name
I'm A Crazy Ex-girlfriend