I Am A Cow So I Eat Grass.
But I'm So Fat I Can't Move My Ass
As Time Ticks By
Still I Try
No Place For Carrots In My Diet
On My Own Here I Go

I'm Having Trouble Trying To Sleep
I Guess I Should'nt Have Ate The Sheep
As Men Walk By
I Try Not Not To Cry
My Boyfriend Dumped Me The Other Day
On My Own Here I Go

(repeat 1st Verse)