If I Could Calculate A Score Of Unbelievable Acts

Stand My Head Juggle Three Alley Cats

Take Out The King Kong

Still Feel Strong



Unleash Voodoo With The Use Of A Chicken

Bat Feet Frogs Tongue And Not Take A Licken

Walk In The Rain Plugged Into A Toaster

I Get A Charge But Still Feel The Mosta



Take Out The Mummy The Werewolf And Dog Man

Save A Drowning Princess From The Toxic Avenger's Plan

Head On With Godzilla And Not Flinch A Muscle

Outwit Captain Kurk Without The Slightest Of Hussle



Drown A Fish Or Maybe Push A Bird Off A Cliff

Say No To The Go-go But Then Take On A Fat Spliff

Grow An Extra Arm Coming Out Of My Forehead

Back From The Grave To Walk With The Undead



I Couldn't Do It

Could You Do It?

I Couldn't Do It

Could You Do It?



I Could Nurture A Flower To Grow Into A Triffid

Spit Lethal Poison Leave Your Body Rigid

Talk To Satan Talk To God

Standing In The Flesh With My Hand On My Big...



I Couldn't Do It

Could You Do It?

I Couldn't Do It

Could You Do It?

I Couldn't Do It

Yeah You Know It



If I Could Calculate A Score Of Unbelievable Acts

Stand My Head Juggle Three Alley Cats

Take Out The King Kong

Still Feel Strong



Unleash Voodoo With The Use Of A Chicken

Bat Feet Frogs Tongue And Not Take A Licken

Walk In The Rain Plugged Into A Toaster

I Get A Charge But Still Feel The Mosta



Take Out The Mummy The Werewolf And Dog Man

Save A Drowning Princess From The Toxic Avenger's Plan

Head On With Godzilla And Not Flinch A Muscle

Outwit Captain Kurk Without The Slightest Of Hussle



Drown A Fish Or Maybe Push A Bird Off A Cliff

Say No To The Go-go But Then Take On A Fat Spliff

Grow An Extra Arm Coming Out Of My Forehead

Back From The Grave To Walk With The Undead



I Couldn't Do It

Could You Do It?

I Couldn't Do It

Could You Do It?