I′m Home From School And Here To Stay
I'll Take It Easy Again Today
Ain′t Gonna Work, Don't Need No PayDon't Need To Work, I Sleep All Day

Couch Slouch!
Fuck Off!

My Mom Don′t Like The Way I Live
She Says I Take, But I Don′t Give
My Dad Can't Stand The Way I Am
He Says, "damn It, Just Get Up Man"

Couch Slouch!
You Suck!

Awaken Now And Then To Eat And Shit
Don′t Go Outside 'cause I Don′t Fit
Society's Not Ready For Me
Crazy Assholes Never Will Be
They Never Will Be

Couch Slouch!

Awaken Now And Then To Eat And Shit
Don′t Go Outside 'cause I Don't Fit
Society′s Not Ready For Me
Crazy Assholes Never Will Be
They Never Will Be