Corn In My Jar

There's Corn In My Jar And I Don't Know Why
I'd Rather It Be A Piece Of Pie
Hey Could U Tell Me Why
There's Corn In My Jar

One I Met A Girl
She Was Bear And Half Squirrel
She Had A Hairy Back And Smelly Arm Pits
It Made Me Think About My Sister

All This Is Weird
It's Funny To Me
Oh Wait, Now I Gotta Pee

Jar......jar.....theres Corn.... In My Jar (repeat)