When I Was On The Freeway, Doing 70 All Drunk
A Copper Pulled Me Over, And I Thought That I Was Sunk
He Came Up To My Car, I Thought Up A Little Trick
I Took A Donut, Jelly Filled, And Put It On A Stick
He Came Up To My Window, And Shouted To Get Out
So I Quickly Took The Donut And I Shoved It In His Mouth
So I Drove Away, He Shouted For Some More
So I Threw It Out The Window And He Ate It Off The Floor

Cops And Donuts
Cops Love Donuts
Cops Love Donuts
Cops And Donuts