Cookie Monster: (Shouting) Wow, Look At All These Books! Me No Seen So Many Books Before!

Librarian: Shhhh!

Cookie Monster: (Whispering) Oh, Yeah, Yeah, Right.

(Cookie Walks Toward The Desk, And Stumbles Over Something. You Hear A Metal Container Falling Over.)

Cookie Monster: (surprised) Whoop!

Librarian: (Quietly) Quiet, Please.

Cookie Monster: (Whispering) I Did Not See De Wastebasket.

(Librarian Sort Of Nods, And Goes Back To Work.)

Cookie Monster: Uh, Sir ... Sir ... (Librarian Looks Up) Could You Tell Me What You Doing With All These Books?

Librarian: Well, This Is A Library. We Have All Kinds Of Books For People To Read.

Cookie Monster: Really? Well, Me Want Book About Little Red Riding Hood.

Librarian: All Right. (Gets Up To Go Get It.)

Cookie Monster: And One Box Of Cookies. (Starts Looking Around.)

Librarian: (Stops In His Tracks, And Looks At Cookie.) (Pleasantly) Maybe You Didn't Understand. You See, This Is A Library. We Only Have Books; We Have No Cookies.

Cookie Monster: Oh, Yeah, Yeah, Right. Well, Me Want Book About Nursery Rhymes.

Librarian: All Right. (starts Off To Get It.)

Cookie Monster: And One Box Of Cookies.

Librarian: (Sharper Than Before, Yet Still Pleasant.) We Don't Have Cookies! We Only Have Books. Just Books, No Cookies.

Cookie Monster: Oh, Right. Uh, Me Want Picture Book.

Librarian: Picture Book. (Starts Off.)

Cookie Monster: And One Box Of Cookies.

Librarian: (He's Infuriated Now, And Starts Breathing Heavily, And Yelling.) How Many Times Do I Have To Tell You WE DON'T HAVE COOKIES?! WE ONLY HAVE BOOKS! YOU UNDERSTAND?! JUST BOOKS!! BOOKS!!!

Cookie Monster: (Calmly) It OK, No Need To Get Excited, Me Not Fussy, Just Give Me Box Of Cookies.

Librarian: NO!!! WE DON'T HAVE COOKIES!

Cookie Monster: (After A Pause.) You Know What? Me Get The Feeling You Only Have Books.

Librarian: THAT'S RIGHT, JUST BOOKS!

Cookie Monster: Me Got It Now. OK, OK. (Clears Throat)

Librarian: (Calms Down For A Second.) Fine. Now Tell Me, (stresses) What Do You Want?

Cookie Monster: Me ... Want ... BOOK ... About Cookies.

Librarian: Fine, That We Have, A Book About Cookies, Good! (Starts To Get Up.)

Cookie Monster: And A Glass Of Milk.

(Ending Music Of Two Notes Plays, Librarian Sighs A Couple Times, And Tips Over In His Chair. You Hear The Wastebasket Falling.)

Cookie Monster: (Looking Over Edge Of Desk) Book About Cookies And A Glass Of Juice?