[J:] Hey Kage
[K:] Jables
[J:] How Goes It Man?
[K:] S'good… S'good
[J:] Y'know I Been Thinking A Lot About It, And Um, I Just Want Us To Be The
Best Fucking Band In The World.
[K:] Well Yeah Me Too!
[J:] There's No Point In Doing It If We're Not The Best.
[K:] Well S'true. I Agree With That.
[J:] I Mean What, Yeah We're Gonna Be, Yeah We're Really Good. We're Like
Almost As Good As Arcade Fire, Fuck That.
[K:] Yeah
[J:] We Gotta Leave Those Fuckers In The Dust!
[K:] What, What Do You..
[J:] All Those Fucking Youngsters Gotta Lick Our Fucking Boot Or Fuck It!
Y'know What I Mean?
[K:] Yeah! Yeah, Well What, How Do We Do That Though?
[J:] [sigh] Dude You Need To Fucking Have Some Lessons.
[K:] What!
[J:] I Know, You're Really Good But You Gotta Expand Your Game.
[K:] Lessons!
[J:] Y'know How Koby In The Off Season Would Go And Like, Learn A Fucking,
Y'know A Texas Two-Step Or Something, To Add To His Arsenal?
[K:] Man, Yeah, That's True. That's True.
[J:] Well I've Just Been Noticing Some Of Your Classic Riffs Are A Little Sloppy.
[K:] Really?
[J:] And I, I Hope You're Not Pissed Off At Me But I Went Ahead And Hired A Dude.
[K:] Yeah? Oh No, What!
[J:] Dude, Just Give It A Chance Will You? If You Don't Like- Ah Hey! I
Swear, If You Don't Like It We'll Fucking Fire His Ass. He's Out.
[K:] Who Is This Guy? I Never…
[J:] His Name Is Felix Char [?]
[K:] Urgh, What.
[J:] He's From Spain And He Is The Best.
[K:] Oh God…
[J:] I Got Him From The Fucking London Phildsarmonic. (Meant To Be Philharmonic)
[K:] Urgh, I Just, I Don't Know Him, It Seems Weird!
[J:] Will You Just, Will You Just Spend A Minute With Him?
[K:] OK. Alright. I'll Spend A Minute With Him.
[J:] OK Bro, He's Right Outside I'm Sending Him In.
[K:] Oh God, OK. Why? Lessons, So Stupid.
[F:] Hello?
[K:] Uh, Hi!
[F:] Hello, I Am Felix Char.
[K:] Hi, Uh. Felix? Yeah, Um.
[F:] Ah, As, Jack As Asked Me To Spend Some Time With You. Uh.
[K:] OK, Hm.
[F:] One On One. So, While Jack Is Outside, Ah We Will Work On Your Technique.
[K:] OK.
[F:] Can I See You Pick Up, Is This Your Guitar Here?
[K:] Yup. Yeah, I Gotta It, I Gotta It Right Over Here.
[F:] Ah, It Is A Fender Ay? Is This A Fender?
[K:] Ah Well It's A Gibson.
[F:] Yes A Gibson, Yes. Made By The Same, Uh, Manufacturer. Pick It Up Please, Can You Pick It Up?
[K:] OK. Yeah.
[F:] No, No, No, D-d-d-d-d-d-d Bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!
[K:] What? What'd I Do? What'd I Do?
[F:] You Pick It Up From The Neck! This Is Not The Way You Pick Up A Guitar!
[K:] I Just Picked It Up, I Just-
[F:] No,no, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, Cállate Tu Bocar, Pick It Up From The Body.
[K:] The What!
[F:] The Body.
[K:] Oh The Body! Body, OK.
[F:] I'm Sorry About My Accent.
[K:] I Didn't Know, I Didn't Know.
[F:] Now Listen To Me. I Want You To Play, Like It Is A Woman. You Go And Play The Guitar Now. Play.
[K:] Uh, OK? Uh.
[F:] No, No, No, No, No. You, Your Fingers. Your Fingers Are Too Tight.
[K:] They're Too Tight?
[F:] Yes, Let Me Get Behind You. Like This, You See?
[K:] Oh! Hn.
[F:] If I Put My Finger, On Your Finger.
[K:] Hey!
[F:] Then You Can Feel…
[K:] I Can! Wait!
[F:] Sh, Sh, Sh, Sh, Shu! Finger To Your Mouth. I Put My Finger On Your Mouth, On Your Lips.
[K:] Mhmhm!
[F:] Yes That's Good.
[K:] Hey Man!
[F:] Now Listen Hey, You Want To Play Like An Orgasm.
[K:] I'm Just Try- What!?
[F:] Feel This. Do You Feel That?
[K:] Oh God! This Is Really Weird Man!
[F:] That's My Cock.
[K:] WHAT!
[F:] That's My Cock In Your Butt Cheeks.
[K:] OH GOD! Hey!
[F:] Do You Feel It?
[K:] NO!
[F:] Now I'm Going To Tough Your Cock.
[K:] OW!
[F:] Let Me Touch Your Penis.
[J:] It's Me!
[K:] WHAT?!
[J:] It's Me. It's JB.
[K:] GOD!
[J:] There's No Felix Dude.
[K:] What Are You Doing?!
[J:] I'M FUCKING WAKING YOU UP! I'M TRYING TO SHAKE YOUR FOUNDATIONS!
[K:] By Touching Me With Your Penis?!
[J:] YES! By Fucking Touching Your Penis! Whatever It Takes!
[K:] God!
[J:] That's All I'm Saying Dude! I'm Making A Point! Let's Get Fucking
Serious! Let's Get Physical! Alright. Let's Take It From The Top.