[LL Cool J]

Yeah..

Yeah I Like That Guitar Man, Yeah

Yo E-Love I Like The Way You Flipped That Guitar Man

Knahmsayin? It Was A Good Idea Man, Knahmsayin? Yeah

It's Kinda Like Freakin Me, Yaknahmsayin?

I Wanna Get Hype Man, I Wanna Do This, Yaknahmsayin?

Just Gon' Chill, Check It Out



Slick As Vasoline, Smell Good As Cologne

I'm Like A Muscle Man In Jail -- They Leave Me Alone

I Rhyme Like Superman, You Rap Like Jimmy Olson

I Break You Like A Bottle Of Green Golden Molson

You Ain't A Real Rhymer, You Look Like A Actress

How You Gon' Sleep On Me Holmes, Do I Look Like A Mattress?

Am I That Old, Do I Walk Like Grady?

I'ma Hundred-fifty Proof, Smirnoff Is Only 80

Don't You EVER Try To Rock My House

I'm A Real Cool Cat, Know What I'm Sayin Mickey Mouse?

The Poetry Specialist, So Take A Dose Of This

Now Think About It -- Can You Really Come Close To This?

You Soft As Powder, Weak As A Cabin Cooler

Ugly As Work Shoes, Messin With The Ruler:

The Ultimate Writer Reciter And Def Entertainer

I Work Myself Harder Than A Boxer's Trainer



Chorus: LL Cool J



Clap Your Hands Everybody (aiyyo)

And Everybody Just Clap Your Hands (aiyyo)

Clap Your Hands Everybody (aiyyo)

And Everybody Just Clap Your Hands (aiyyo)

I Said, Clap Your Hands Everybody (aiyyo)

And Everybody Just Clap Your Hands (aiyyo)

Clap Your Hands Everybody (aiyyo)

And Everybody Just Clap Your Hands (aiyyo)



[LL Cool J]

You End Up, Underneath My Sneaker

You're Dog Doo-doo, I'm Watchin You Get Weaker

You Can't Believe, The Skill And Dexterity

LL Cool J, And The J Is For Jeremy

So BUFF ME, James Todd The Earthquaker

That's Right My Brother, You're Goin Out Like Sega

{*censored*} Chewed, So Whassup Dude?

One Of My Battles'll Get Your Girlies In The Mood

Sucker MC's Really Make Me Sick

I'm So Bad, I Can Suck My Own {dick}

If You Go To Your Girl's House And I'm There Already

Don