Clutching The Phone Till My Hands Were Sore
I Never Understood Pain Before, Christopher
You Cannot Know What It Does To Me
Hearing You Speak With This Frequency

I Never Knew What One Voice Could Do
I Was In Heaven The Moment I Heard You
My Friends Go Out Drinking And Having Fun -
I Stay In Bed With My Headphones On

Shot Down With Arrows From Waves Above
Christopher Lydon Renounced My Love

It Took So Long To Get Through To You
I Never Understood Sorrow, And Now I Do
I Finally Got Past Your Moniter,
And You Broke My Heart In Two, Chrisopher

Christopher, I Am Your Listener, Christopher,
I've Never Felt Love Like This Before, Christopher,
Christopher, Now And Forevermore, Chrisopher
I'll Never Stop Saying Christopher, Christopher

Finally I Knew What I Had To Do
Christopher I Had To Make The Connection With You
I Dont Care That You Could Be My Father, Dear Chistopher
I Will Be Yours Til The Bitter End........

So During A Show About Joan Of Arc
I Got Through - I Said:
"christopher Lydon, You've Stolen My Heart"
When I Asked If You Felt The Same Way For Me
You Cut Me Off Like A Guillotine

Drawn Like A Bull To A Matador-
I Just See Visions Of Chrisopher
Shot Down By Arrows From Waves Above
Christopher Lydon Renounced My Love

Christopher, I Was Your Prisoner, Christopher,
I Hope You're Happy Now Chistopher
Thank You For Everything But I'm Not Listening Anymore Nor Do I Plan To Contribute To NPR
Christopher What Do You Take Me For I'm Not Just Any Old Talk Show Host Groupie....
Oh Christopher.....is There A Chance For Me?
Christopher...beautiful, Beautiful Christopher....beautiful, Beautiful, Beautiful Christopher....