I Think My TV's Busted - If Not This Country's Dusted - 'cause I Think I Saw 7 Mary 3, - And They Were On The MTV - They Were Telling The People To Rock The What? - Talentless Hippies, Hootie Wannabees, - Southern Fried Kings Of Mediocrity - Now Let Me Get This Straight - You Want MTV Viewers, - The Worlds Biggest Losers, - To Vote? - The Idea's Wrong - In Fact There Ought To Be A Law - If You Can Sit Through A Silverchair Video - You Shouldn't Be Allowed To Vote At All - They Call It A Revolution, I Call It A Curse - Tabitha Sucks And Kennedy's Worse - It's Like I Got Clockwork Orange Things On My Eyelids - As I Watch The Fans Of Stone Temple Pilots Seize Power - A Layer Of Shit Spreads Across The Land - It's A PSA From The Rollins Band - Now The Sellout Of All Time, - Who Can't Sing Or Write A Rhyme - Is Telling His Genius Club - They Have A Voice? - Well The Voice Of His Fans, - Like Those Of Blind Melons - Should Be Lumped Together - W/ Convicted Felons - Just A Segment Of Society - Not Encouraged To Engage In Public Policy - This Idea's Wrong, - In Fact There Ought To Be A Law. - Anyone Who Bought The Last Hole Record - Should Be Thoroughly Deprogrammed - For The Safety Of Us All - This Idea's Wrong - Don't Choose Your Masters