I'm So Childish

A Little Bit Wildish

With My Rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly

I'm So Deep



Well I'm So Garish

A Little Unfairish

The Way I Pick You Up

And Drop You In A Heap



I'm So Unfaithful

In Fact I'm A Plateful

I Won't Kiss Her

But I'll Stare Her Up All Night



I'm A Stormy Little Singer

An Unstable Little Swinger

If You're Coming

Come Prepared For A Fight



Well I'm So Childish

A Little Bit Wildish

With My Rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly

I'm So Deep



Well I'm So Uncaring

Do Far Too Much Swearing

And If You Read Through My Behaviour

You'll Find I'm A Creep



I'll Play A Stormer

Yet In The Corner

I'll Be Grumpy On My Own

Like I Don't Care



I'm A Stormy Little Singer

An Unstable Little Swinger

With A Big Rip

In The Arsehole Of My Flares



Well I'm So Childish

A Little Bit Wildish

With My Rumdiddlyumdiddlyumdiddly

I'm So Mad



I'm So Truthful

A Little Bit Bruteful

But In Sooth I Know Not

Why I Am So Sad



I Try My Bestest

Well As Far The Restest

Well It's Just Stuff That Comes Out Wrong

And Gets Misunderstood



I'm A Dandy Little Dreamer

A Doctored Misdemeanour

A Didactic Destiny Schemer

Bare With Me If You Would



(trumpets)