So Then I Got This Idea About Driving A Cheesecake Truck,
'Cause I Figured At The End Of The Day,
I Could Take Some Of The Leftover Cheesecakes Home
And I Love Cheesecake
So I Went To The Cheesecake Company
And They Asked Me If I Could Drive A Truck
And I Said "Yes"
And They Said "You're Hired!"
So The Next Day I Got In The Truck With All The Cheesecakes
And I Drove About A Block And I Just Had To Have A Cheesecake
So I Pulled Over And Opened The Truck
And I Got A Cheesecake
And I Also Took Another One For Later
And I Took One To Bring Home
And I Took One For My Friend Farm Boy,
And By That Time I Had
Eaten One Of The Cheesecakes So I Took Another One
Then I Figured I Might As Well Stop At My House
To Drop Off All The Cheesecakes
So I Take Five Cakes To Eat On The Way
And I Drive Another Block And A Half To My House
Now It's Lunchtime So I Eat Ten Cheesecakes
And A Cheesecake For Desert
I Should Point Out By The Way
That All Of These Cheesecakes Were Very Delicious
Anyway I Decided That The Only Thing To Do
Would Be To Eat All The Rest Of The Cheesecakes
And Hide The Truck Somewhere
And Leave Town
And I Miss Everybody A Lot
But I'm Not Really Sorry,
'Cause They Were Very Delicious Cheesecakes