So Then I Got This Idea About Driving A Cheesecake Truck,

Because I Figured At The End Of The Day I Could Take Some Of The Leftover Cheesecakes Home,

And I Love Cheesecake.

So I Went To The Cheesecake Company,

And They Asked Me If I Could Drive A Truck,

And I Said Yes And They Said You're Hired.

So The Next Day I Got In The Truck With All The Cheesecakes,

And I Drove About A Block And I Just Had To Have A Cheesecake.

So I Pulled Over And I Opened The Trunk And I Got A Cheesecake,

And I Also Took One For Later,

And I Took One For My Friend Farmboy,

And I Took One To Bring Home,

And By That Time I Had Eaten One Of The Cheesecakes.

So I Took Another One.

Then I Figured I Might As Well Stop At My House To Drop Off All The Cheesecakes.

So I Take Five Cakes To Eat On The Way,

And I Drive Another Block And A Half To My House.

Now It's Lunchtime So I Eat Ten Cheesecakes And A Cheesecake For Desert.

I Should Point Out By The Way That All Of These Cheesecakes Were Very Delicious.

Anyway, I Decided That The Only Thing To Do Would Be To Eat All The Rest Of The Cheesecakes And Hide The Truck Somewhere And Leave Town.

And I Miss Everybody A Lot,

But I'm Not Really Sorry,

Because They Were Very Delicious Cheesecakes.