I Saw You In The Disco
Last Night In San Francisco
The Way You Used Your Joystick
It Really Makes My Mouse Click

Come Sit Down On My Laptop
Lets Do A Little Hiphop
Let's Go Into A Chatroom
And Do A Little Boom Boom

I Saw You In The Disco
Last Week In San Francisco
The Way You Used Your Joystick
Has Really Made Me Feel Sick

The Doctor Checked My Harddrive
A Virus In My Archive
My Disc Was Not Protected
And Now I Am Infected