I Think I've Got A Crush On Celine Dion
The Way She Beats Her Chest When She Sings A Love Song
There's Something About Her Makes Me Want To Feed Her
And I'd Love To Be Mister Celine Dion

She'll Sing A Song In English, And She'll Sing En Francais
Both The Songs Will Suck, But I Love Her Anyway
She's Full Of Emotion, I'm Full Of Devotion
For Celine And I'll Be Hers Someday

Oh Celine Dion, You Soft-rock My World
Won't You Please Be Mine Celine
I Would Do Anything, If You'd Be My Girl
Oh, Be My Girl Celine
I Sent You Cards And Letters, But You Don't Respond
You Play Hard To Get, But My Heart Goes On And On (and On And On, Etc...)
I Just Wanna Say, Je Aimerez
And I Can See Your House From My Van

Oh Celine Dion, You Soft-rock My World
Won't You Please Be Mine Celine
I Would Do Anything, If You'd Be My Girl
Oh, Be My Girl Celine

Celine Celine
Her Skin's So Soft And Clean
Just Like Porcelain
I Wish She'd Slather Me
With A Tub Of Vaseline
(That Was A Little Creepy) I'm Sorry, Celine
Celine Celine

Celine Dion