I Was Gonna Clean My Room, 'til I Got High.


I Was Gonna Get Up And Find The Broom, Then I Got High.


My Room Is Still Messed Up, And I Know Why.


'Cause I Got High, B'cause I Got High, B'cause I Got High.





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I Was Gonna Go To Class, Before I Got High.


I Coulda Cheated And I Coulda, But I Got High.


I'm Takin' It Next Semester, And I Know Why.


Cause I Got High, B'cause I Got High, B'cause I Got High.





I Was Gonna Go To Court, Before I Got High.


I Was Gonna Pay My Child Support, But Then I Got High. (no You Wasn't)


They Took My Whole Paycheck, And I Know Why.


Cause I Got High, B'cause I Got High, B'cause I Got High.





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I Wasn't Gonna Run From The Cops, But I Was High.


I Was Gonna Pull Right Over And Stop, But I Was High.


Now Im A Paraplegic And I Know Why.


Cause I Got High, B'cause I Got High, B'cause I Got High.





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I Was Gonna Make Love To You, But Then I Got High.


I Was Gonna Eat Yo' Pussy N' Tits (?), But Then I Got High.


Now I'm Jackin' Off And I Know Why.


Cause I Got High, B'cause I Got High, B'cause I Got High.





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I Messed Up My Entire Life, Because I Got High.


I Lost My Kids And Wife, Because I Got High.


Now I'm Sleepin' On The Sidewalk And I Know Why.


Cause I Got High, B'cause I Got High, B'cause I Got High.





La Dee Dat Dat Dat Daa...





I'm Gonna Stop Singing This Song, Because I'm High.


I'm Singin' This Whole Thing Wrong, Because I'm High.


And If I Don't Sell One Copy, I Know Why.


Cause I Got High, B'cause I Got High, B'cause I Got High...





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