I Was In Love With A Cannibal

She Ate My Arm Like An Animal

She Once Ate An Executive

She Ate Three Of Them Consecutive



I Was In Love With A Manatee

Or A Dugong If Youre An Aussie

I Had To Move Under The Sea

From My Home On The Serengetti



I Once Fell In Love With A Little Pig

You Know, The One With The House Of Twigs

Came Home From Work And Saw The Little Poof

Being Ass-fucked By The Big Bad Wolf



It Took All This Time For Me To Discover

That All Of My Love Belongs To A Plover

She Swooped To My Heart, Brought Me Down To My Knees

And In Her Nest I Shall Live, And Im Never To Leave