Walking Down The Street

Something Caught My Eye

A Growing Epidemic

That Really Ain't Fly

This Middle Aged Lady

I Gotta Be Blunt

Her Spandex Biker Shorts

Were Creeping Up The Front

I Could See Her Uterus

Her Pants Were Too Tight

She Musn't Own Panties

There Were None In Sight

She Walked Right By

The Poor Woman Didn't Know

She Had A Frontal Wedgie

A Cameltoe



Umm Hmm

That's Right

Uh Huh

Oh No

Fix Yourself Girl

You Got A Cameltoe



Girl That's Gotta Hurt

Take Some Time And Adjust

Can't You See People Staring

And Making A Fuss

Could Not Believe My Eyes

Had To Take A Second Glance

Is Your Crotch Hungry Girl?

Cause It's Eating Your Pants

Do You Enjoy The Commotion

And Attention It Brings?

The Only Lips I Wanna See

Are The Ones That Sing

In Public Putting On

An X Rated Show

Grossing People Out

With Your Cameltoe



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First Day Of Spring And By The Looks Of Things

These Girls Done Forgot How To Dress

A Little Too Quick To Wearin Pum Pum Shorts

And It's Causing Me Much Distress

Whoomp There It Is Ya'll Right In The Front

Everybody Come And Get A Good Look

I Can See Everything Through The Panty Cling

Every Crannie And Every Nook

You Better Take A Quick Minute Before You Step Outside

Check The Area Thats Pubic

Or You'll Get Your Panties All Up In A Bunch

All Twisted Up Like Rubic

Take These Words Of Advice Cause Its Not Very Nice

I Wanna Put You All In The Know

Girls Dont Sleep Dont Let Your Pants Creep

Watch Out For The Cameltoe.



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