Now Pluto Girls Are Neat But You Know They'll
Eat You Up Alive
Although They're Nice To Know When It's A Thousand Below
It Isn't Easy To Survive
And Neptune Girls Are Great For Dancing
With A Dozen Arms And Legs
They Really Hold You Tight And They Can Boogie All Night
But It's So Hard To Kiss Three Heads

[Chorus]
I Wish They All Could Be California Girls
I Wish They All Could Be California Girls

Now Martian Girls Are Really Pretty
With Complexions Bright And Green
But Nothing Can Surpass An Andromeda Lass
I Think Their Pointed Heads Are Keen
And Saturn Girls Are Really Funny They Can
Make You Laugh To Death
With Methane Clouds Alas Combined With Hydrogen Gas
Why It's A Chore To Take A Breath

[Chorus]
I Wish They All Could Be California Girls
I Wish They All Could Be California Girls

[guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
I Wish They All Could Be California Girls
I Wish They All Could Be California Girls (etc. Etc.)

[Chours II] - Girls- Girls- Girls- Girls -I Need
Girls -girls- Girls- Girls - I Need... (etc. Etc.)

[Chorus III]- Calif--ornia Calif--ornia Calif-- Ornia
Calif--ornia Calif--ornia Calif-- Ornia