Look At Me


Ain't I Neat?


Wouldn't You Think The Driver's Completely Out Of His Mind?


Wouldn't You Think I'm The Girl


The Girl Who Has To Pee?


Look At This Van


There's No Toilet


How Many Hours Can One Person Hold It?


Looking Around Here You'd Think


Sure, She's Really Gotta Pee


I've Got Toilets And Sinks Aplenty


I've Got Toilet Paper And Towels Galore


(you Want Bathrooms? I've Got 20!)


But Who Cares?


There Not Here


Can You Stop?


I Wanna Be Where The Bathrooms Are


I Wanna See Wanna See 'em Flushing


Driving Around On Those


(what Do You Call 'em? Oh, Tires)


Screaming At The Driver You Don't Get To Far


Toliets Are Required For Peeing, Pooping


Strolling Along Down A


(what's That Word Again?) Oh, Highway


Up Where They Pee


Up Where They Poop


Up Where They Sit All Day On The Pot


Wondering Why


Wish I Could Be


Part Of That Group


What Would I Give


If I Could Pee


Right In Those Toilets!