GILES

I've Got A Theory

That It's A Demon

A Dancing Demon!

No, Something Isn't Right There.



WILLOW

I've Got A Theory

Some Kid Is Dreaming

And We're All Stuck Inside His Wacky Broadway Nightmare



XANDER

I've Got A Theory

We Should Work This Out



ANYA, GILES, WILLOW, AND XANDER

It's Getting Eerie

What's This Cheery Singing All About?



XANDER

It Could Be Witches!

Some Evil Witches!

Which Is Ridiculous 'cause Witches They Were Persecuted And Wicca Good And Love The Earth And Woman Power And I'll Be Over Here.



ANYA

I've Got A Theory!

It Could Be Bunnies!



(Silence. Crickets Chirping.)



TARA

I've Got A -



ANYA (belting)

Bunnies Aren't Just Cute Like Everybody Supposes!

They've Got Them Hoppy Legs And Twitchy Little Noses!

And What's With All The Carrots?

What Do They Need Such Good Eyesight For Anyway?

Bunnies!

Bunnies!

It Must Be Bunnies!

(Pyrotechnics.)

...Or Maybe Midgets.



WILLOW

I've Got A Theory We Should Work This Fast -



WILLOW AND GILES

Because It Clearly Could Get Serious Before It's Passed.



BUFFY

I've Got A Theory

It Doesn't Matter.

What Can't We Face If We're Together?

What's In This Place That We Can't Weather?

Apocalypse?

We've All Been There

The Same Old Trips

Why Should We Care?



BUFFY, ANYA, TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER

What Can't We Do If We Get In It?

We'll Work It Through Within A Minute

We Have To Try

We'll Pay The Price

It's Do Or Die



BUFFY

Hey, I've Died Twice.



BUFFY, ANYA, TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER

What Can't We Face If We're Together?



GILES

What Can't We Face?



BUFFY, ANYA, TARA, WILLOW, AND XANDER

What's In This Place We Can't Weather?