“Top Dog” Featuring Honey (the Wonder Dog)
Verse: You Look So Fine In That Little Short Red Dress, Your Good Intentions
May Get You In A Mess There Are Jokers To The Left Of Me, Losers To The Right,
The Next Guy To Come Over Here May Just Start A Fight Looks Like I'll Be Putting Out A Forest Fire
Chorus: I'm The Big Man On Campus I Am Your Bodyguard, I'm Now Runnin' The Show
Like The Boss Hog, And Your Big Man On Campus Is Now Taking Charge I Am To Your Rescue As Your…Top Dog
Verse: You Could Wear My Jacket, You Could Catch A Death Of Cold This Clientele Around Here Makes Me Feel A Little Old
There's Whistling From The Corner And There's Howlin' All Around There Will Be Some Moaning If I Have To Take Some Down
I Better Go And Put My Red Cape On. Repeat Chorus
Bridge: What's Gonna Happen When You Hit The Dance Floor? I'll Have To Call The Army
Or The National Guard. The Navy And Marines May Have To Fight Here Too
Before That I May Have To Go And Clear This Room. I'm Your Big Man On Campus
Solo/Verse 2: I've Got You Covered If You Feel The Need To, Get A Little Crazy I Will Understand
You'll Cause A Riot With The Moves You Make, And Things Could Really Get Too Out Of Hand
Chorus Twice: I'm Your Big Man On Campus I'm Your Bodyguard, I'm Now Runnin' The Show Like The
Boss Hog And The Big Man On Campus Is Now Taking Charge
I Am To Your Rescue As Your Top Dog