When I Was A Little Kid
I Never Liked To Eat
Mom Would Put Things On My Plate
And I'd Dump 'em On Her Feet
But Then One Day She Made This Soup
I Ate It All In Bed
I Asked Her What She Put In It
And This Is What She Said:

"Oh, Chicken Lips And Lizard Hips
And Alligator Eyes
Monkey Legs And Buzzard Eggs
And Salamander Thighs
Rabbit Ears And Camel Rears
And Tasty Toenail Pies
Stir 'em All Together
And It's Mama's Soup Surprise"

I Went Into The Bathroom
And I Stood Beside The Sink
I Said, "I'm Feeling Slightly Ill
And I Think I'd Like A Drink"

Mama Said, "I've Just The Thing
I'll Get It In A Wink
It's Full Of Lots Of Protein
And Vitamins, I Think"

"Oh, Chicken Lips And Lizard Hips
And Alligator Eyes
Monkey Legs And Buzzard Eggs
And Salamander Thighs
Rabbit Ears And Camel Rears
And Tasty Toenail Pies
Stir 'em All Together
And It's Mama's Soup Surprise"