Verse One: Grand Puba



I Hit A Beat And Swing A Note As If My Name Was David Ruffin

Quick To Toast An MC Just Like An English Muffin

Don't Worry About A Thing Cause The Puba's Never Bluffin

I Gets Headaches From The Wack, So Then I Take A Bufferin And I Max

I Wait Until The Opportune Time And Then I Tax

But Should I Max?

Now They Say Sinning Is For Sinners So I Guess I'm Not A Sinner

Beginnings Is For Beginners So I Guess I'm No Beginner

This Is How I Spark It, With Money In My Pocket

When It Comes To Having Pressure I Gets Hard As A Rocket

MC Grand Pu, Coming Through All The Residue

The Songs Remain Classics, Dating Back To The Babalu

My Boys I Call Em Hot, The Phones All Of Them Jock

And I Can Think Of Many Episodes I Swung In Lincoln Park

No I'm Not A Phony And I Got A Tenderoni

Love The Way She Is -- Not Too Fat, Not Too Bony

Don't Drink Sanka, Won't Sink Like A Tanker

Knock The Boots Of A Skirt In Casablanca And I Thank Her

Some Rappers Stink, Like Englebert Humperdink

Better Yet Dick Caveat, I Got A Bad Habit

Similar To The Girl, On She's Gotta Have It

I Think With The Brain And Whip Behind The Zipper

I'm Living Kinda Good Similar To Jack Tripper

A Landlord Named Roper Did A Show At The Copa

When I Finish With This, I'll Be Paid Like Oprah

So If Honey Wants To Act Fly

I'll Just Play Like God And I'm [bangin Bye Bye]

Stick Out Your Thumb And Hips

Cause You've Been Cut Off Like A Lightswitch

See I'm Programmed To Slam With The Summer, Spring, And Fall

Before I Do A Show I Get Some Kicks Out The Mall

Then I Get My Gear And I Give Trev A Call

Cause He Works In The Barbershop, Right Behind The Mall

Other Rappers Tried To Rob Me But You Know They Got Did

To Put It Blunt, Honey I Smoked The Kids

So Hookers Back Off Break North Here Comes The Regulator

Cause You Doesn't Find None Greater



Verse Two: Derek X (now Sadat X)



On File Is A Style That's Why You Caught A Clip

My Suitc