8 O'clock Monday Night And I'm Waiting
To Finally Talk To A Girl A Little Cooler Than Me
Her Name Is Nona She's A Rocker With A Nose Ring
She Wears A 2-way, But I'm Not Quite Sure What That Means

And When She Walks, All The Wind Blows And The Angels Sing
But, She Doesn't Notice Me

Cause She's Watching Wrestling
Creaming Over Tough Guys
Listening To Rap Metal
Turntables In Her Eyes

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It's Like A Bad Movie; She's Looking Through Me, If You Were Me Than You'd Be,
Screaming, "someone Shoot Me," As I Fail Miserably,
Trying To Get The GIRL ALL THE BAD GUYS WANT ...

She Likes The Godsmack And I Like Agent Orange
Her CD Changer's Full Of Singers That Are Mad At Their Dad
She Said She'd Like To Score Some Refer And A 40oz
She'll Never Know That I'm The Best That She'll Never Have

And When She Walks, All The Wind Blows And The Angels Sing
But, She'll Never Notice Me

Cause She's Watching Wrestling
Creaming Over Tough Guys
Listening To Rap Metal
Turntables In Her Eyes
She Likes Them With A Mustache
Racetrack Season Pass
Driving In A Trans Am
Does A Mullet Make A Man?

Chorus

There She Goes Again With Fishnets On
And Dread Locks In Her Hair
She Broke My Heart I Want To Be Sedated
All I Wanted Was To See Her Naked

Now I'm Watching Wrestling
Trying To Be A Tough Guy
Listening To Rap Metal
Turn Tables In My Eyes
I Can't Grow A Mustache And I Ain't Got No Season Pass
All I Got's A Moped

Chorus
Cause She's The Girl All The Bad Guys Want