8 O'clock, Monday Night And I'm Waitin'


To Finally Talk To A Girl A Little Cooler Than Me.


Her Name Is Lola, She's A Rocker With A Nose Ring,


She Wears A Two Way, But I'm Not Quite Sure What That Means.


And When She Walks,


All The Wind Blows And The Angels Sing.


She Doesn't Notice Me!


Cause She Is Watchin' Wrestling


Creamin' Over Tough Guys


Listenin' To Rap Metal


Turntables In Her Eyes


It's Like A Bad Movie


She Is Lookin' Through Me


If You Were Me, Then You'd Be


Screamin' "Someone Shoot Me!"


As I Fail Miserably,


Tryin' To Get The Girl All The Bad Guys Want.


She's The Girl All The Bad Guys Want!


She Likes The Godsmack And I Like Agent Orange


Her Cd Changer's Full Of Singers That Are Mad At Their Dad


She Says She'd Like To Score Some Reefer And A Forty


She'll Never Know That I'm The Best That She'll Never Have


And When She Walks,


All The Wind Blows And The Angels Sing.


She'll Never Notice Me!


Cause She Is Watchin' Wrestling


Creamin' Over Tough Guys


Listenin' To Rap Metal


Turntables In Her Eyes


She Likes 'em With A Moustache


Racetrack Season Pass


Drivin' In A Trans-Am


Does A Mullet Make A Man?


It's Like A Bad Movie


She Is Lookin' Through Me


If You Were Me, Then You'd Be


Screamin' "Someone Shoot Me!"


As I Fail Miserably,


Tryin' To Get The Girl All The Bad Guys Want.


She's The Girl All The Bad Guys Want!


She's The Girl All The Bad Guys Want!


She's The Girl All The Bad Guys Want!


There She Goes Again


With Fishnets On, And Dreadlocks In Her Hair


She Broke My Heart, I Wanna Be Sedated


All I Wanted Was To See Her Naked!


Now I Am Watchin' Wrestling


Tryin' To Be A Tough Guy


Listenin' To Rap Metal


Turntables In My Eyes


I Can't Grow A Moustache


And I Ain't Got No Season Pass


All I Got's A Moped...moped....moped.....


It's Like A Bad Movie


She Is Lookin' Through Me