Stranded Out In The Night,
Eliza Took Me Down
To See The Widow Give
Rain To The Town.
It's Against The Law
To Be A Tonic Man,
But The Widow Knows
She's Got The Upper Hand.
So I Went On In
Feelin' Kinda Wheezy.
You Know She Soothed My Mind, Boys,
She Rocked Me Kinda Slow And Easy
All Day And All Night.

Pick A Card Before You Go
It's A Long Trip To Mexico.

Eliza Wait By The Door,
I Can't Stay Here Anymore, No, No.

Then She Took A Pill
She Washed Her Feet In The Mud
She Said "Look Out Son,
You Know, I Just Ordered A Flood
For Forty Days And Forty Nights".

Then I Dropped My Shoes,
Eliza Called My Name.
She Said It Looked To Her
Like It's Gonna Rain.
Then The Cotton King
Came In Chokin'
And The Widow Laughed And Said:
"I Ain't Jokin'.
Take Once For All"
She Said "Now Don't Ya Tease Me.
I Just Fell In Love, Boy,
So Rock Me Kinda Slow And Kinda Easy,
All Day And All Night."

Sweet William Said
With A Drunken Head:
"If I Had A Boat,
I'd Help Y'all Float".
Eliza Stood There Watching,
William In A Trance,
As The Widow Did The St. Vitus Dance.
But Just Then An Old Man
With A Boat Named "Breezy"
Said: "You Can Ride With Clyde, Boys,
If You Rock It Kinda Slow And Easy,
All Day And All Night".