"A" Is For "Apple"


"B" Is For "Balloons"


"C" Is For "Crayons"


"D" Is For "Drum"





Like My Scrotum Here It Is In A Nutshell





One Thousand Nine Hundred And Seventy-two


That's The Year I Got Here When My Dear Mother's Water Blew


Not Really Realizing The Prize That's Been Begot To Her


The Bona Fide Lo-fi High-octane Philosopher


Genius With A Penis The Few The Proud The Me


I Liked Me So Much I Had To Buy The Company


Soul For Sale Sold To Satan For A Hell Of A Lotta Luck


I'm Hard To Come By Like A Straight Guy Working At Starbucks


Thank The Thinkers That Think They Thunk The Thoughts That Theorized


Idolized Or Despised Bet I'm Gettin' Recognized


Mount Rushmore It? No Ignore It Can't Rock With No Big Head


Half Of The People Want Me Half Of The People Want Me Dead


I Am The Angel Of Def With My Rhymes Against Humanity


Teeter-tottering Between Brilliance And Insanity


The One Part The Fuehrer The One Part The Pope


It's The Inevitable Return Baby Of The Great White Dope





Conclusions You Drew Proportions You Blew


Lost Son Of Iggy? False Bigger Nose Than Ziggy? True


Yes My Name Is Jimmy Pop No My Pop's Name Is Dick


Don't Admit To Kick It Slick You Thick Derelict Critic


Put Down For Missed Notes Put Up With Misquotes


Don't Want The Whole Story? Should Have Bought The Cliff Notes


Like Fingerpainting 101 Give Me No Credit For Having Class


One Thumb On The Pulse Of The Nation One Thumb In Your Girlfriend's Ass


Written On Written Off Scoff Callin' Me A Joke


I Don't Think That I'm A Sell-out But I Do "Enjoy Coke!"


I Struck Gold But Never Took It For Granite That's How I Planned It So Can It


Around The Planet Fans Demand It And You'll Never Understand It


When I Die No Lie Plan On Mass Pandemonium


They May Display My Brain In A Pickle Jar At The Smithsonian


The One Part The Fuehrer The One Part The Pope


It's The Inevitable Return Baby Of The Great White Dope





One Part The Fuehrer One Part The Pope