Times New Roman You Know The Type


Calling Me Public Enemy, But Don't Believe The Hype


Tough Guy Like The One In "Star 80" Wanna Bait Me


Hook Line Sinker Now Your Lady Wanna Date Me


Gave Your Girl A Little Wink So You Make A Big Stink


Shoulder's Got A Chip So You Flip Like A Tiddlywink


Know What I Think? I Think You Might Be Darwin's Missing Link


Get All Bent Out Of Shape When The Heat Is On Just Like A Shrinky Dink


Bet I Can Take A Hint Better Than I Can Take A Hit


Completely Incompatible Though I'm A Pussy And You're A Dick


How Can You Hold A Grudge When You Can't Even Hold A Job?


Should Have Known Butter But You're Not Corn On The Cob


I Choose To Use A Song For A Weapon Not A Sword Struck A Chord


If I Wanted To See Stars I'll Watch The "Academy Awards"


That's Why I Ran Like A Flock Of Seagulls Why Make-up Like Mary Kay?


You Must've Given Up On Hair Plugs 'cause Now You're Going Toupee





All In All You're Just Another Dick With No Balls


All In All You're Just Another Dick With No Balls





Mama Said Talk This Out And Resolve


Don't Wanna Be Involved So Gimme A Call When You Evolve


Doggy Paddle To The Shallow End Of The Gene Pool


Half With It Half Wit Half Finished High School


Give You A Piece Of My Mind But I Know You Want It Splattered


Heard You Like Your Women Like You Like Your Shrimp You Like 'em Battered


Wife Beater Perfectly Fitting Apparel


Where's Your Brother Daryl? Where's Your Other Brother Daryl?


Givin' Me That Macho Man Randy Savage Stare


Wanna Snap Into A Slim Jim Break My Limbs But Do I Care?


No Sorry I'm A Lover Not A Fighter Commit Your Crime


I'll Be Glad To Do Your Girlfriend, I'll Be Glad That You Do Time


Here's The Deal I Cop A Feel You Cop A Plea But Get The Maximum


Now We Both Got Records But The Difference Is Mine's Platinum


Definitely Showed This Yellow Bellied Wimp Limp In Your Cell Now Though Alone


When You're Choking Your Chicken Your Chick Will Be Choking On This Chicken's Bone





All In All You're Just Anoth