I Took Her Out It Was Mc Donald's So Romantic Yes It Was


We Started Eating Fries But Then We Got Sick


And We Went To KFC


And That's About The Time We Started Vomiting





Nobody Likes You When You Eat At KFC


And People Love It When Diss This Song


What The Hell Is Your Problem


My Friends Say I Should Join Their Cult


What's My Cult Again?


What's My Cult Again?





Then Later On, On The Drive Home


I Called My Parents From A Pay Phone


I Told Them Bout The Cult


And They Asked Where They Could Join


Am I The Only One Who Looks Down On Joining Cults





And That's About The Time That They Told Me


Nobody Likes It When I'm Vomiting


And Are Still More Amused By Prank Phone Calls


What The Hell Is Their Cult


May Be I Should Join A Cult


What's The Cult Again


What's The Cult Again





And That's About The Time They Sent The Application Form


And That's About The Time I Lied Bout My Age


And You Still Act Like You're In Freshman Year


What The Hell Is Wrong Catholics


My Friends Say I Should Meet The Master


What's My Cult Again?


What's My Cult Again?





And That's About The Time They Kicked Me Out


No One Should Forbid Catholicism


With Many Years To Become A Priest


Why Would You Join That Cult


I Never Want To Join That Cult Again


What's My Cult Again?


What's My Cult Again?