I'm Wasting Time Thinking About A Girl
And Stealing Her Away From Her World
She And I Would Run Away
I Think Of All The Things That I'd Say

We'd Talk About Important Things
And I Picture It In My Dreams
She'd Teach Me About Modern Art
And I'd Show Her It's Okay To Fart And

Maybe I'd Impress Her
By Being In A Band And
Maybe If I Act Real Tough
She'd Let Me Hold Her Hand And
Maybe I'll Win Her Heart
By Writing This Song About Her

Sometimes I Sit At Home And
Wonder If She's Sitting At Home
Thinking Of Me And Wondering If I'm
Sitting At Home, Thinking About Her
Or Am I Just Wasting My Time

Remembering How She Laughed At Kinko's
When I Made Fun Of That Guy
Remebering The Look She Gave Me
When I Told Her That I Used To Fry

I Really Want To Ask Her Out
But My Ego Could Never Take It
And Even If I Got The Balls
You Know That The Cougar Would Never Make It

And In My Town You Can't Drive Naked

And Maybe I'd Impress Her
By Being In A Band And
Maybe If I Act Real Tough
She'd Let Me Hold Her Hand And
Maybe I'll Win Her Heart
By Writing This Song About Her

Sometimes I Sit At Home And
Wonder If She's Sitting At Home
Thinking Of Me And Wondering If I'm
Sitting At Home, Thinking About Her
Or Am I Just Wasting My Time

Am I Just Wasting My Time
Am I Just Wasting My Time
Am I Just Wasting My Time
Wasting My Time Thinking About A Girl