(Tom)I Wanna F*** A Dog In The Ass

(Mark) He Wants To F*** A Dog In The Ass

(Tom) I Wanna F*** A Dog (that's Right Kids)

I Tryed To F*** Your Mom In The Ass

Tryed To F*** Your Dad In The Ass

Could Only Find That Dog (and His Ass)


We Want To F*** A Dog In The Ass

We Want To F*** A Dog In The Ass

We Want To F*** A Dog

(laughing)


(Tom) I Tryed To F*** A F***ing Pirate In The Ass

(Mark) Aaarr, Me And Me First Mate, You Scurvy Cur

(Tom) Tryed To F*** A F***ing Pirate, But I Found The Dog

(Mark) Ah, That Was No Pirate Man- That Was Thy Own Sister

(Mark) (It's A Mexican Pirate)


We Want To F*** A Dog In The Ass

We Want To F*** A Dog In The Ass

(Laughing)

Want To F*** A F***ing Dog

(Laughing)

(Tom)F*** You