When I'm At Work, Ya, I Always Rush Right Home For Lunch
So I Can Check Out What's Up On The Brady Bunch
And When I'm Walking Through The Front Door At Night
I Gotta See Who's Winning On The Price Is Right, Oh

I Never Dreamed That I'd Spend My Days
Staring At Some Tube Emitting Cathode Rays
I Need My TV

What's Happening In This World, I Don't Care At All
But It Better Not Pre-empt Monday Night Football
I Can't Even Come Up With My Own Views
I'm Taught How To Think From The Evening News, Oh

I Never Dreamed That I'd Spend My Days
Staring At Some Tube Emitting Cathode Rays
I Need My TV

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