I Wanna F*** A Dog In The Ass
He Wants To F*** A Dog In The Ass
I Wanna F*** A Dog
Thats Right Kids

I Tried To F*** Your Mom In The Ass
Tried To F*** Your Dad In The Ass
Could Only Find The Dog
And His Ass

We Wanna F*** A Dog In The Ass
We Wanna F*** A Dog In The Ass
We Wanna F*** A Dog

I Tried To F*** A F***ing Pirate In The Ass
Ah Me And Me First Mate The Scurvey Cur
Tried To F*** A F***ing Pirate
But I Found The Dog
Ah That Was No Pirate Man, That Was Thy Own Sister!
(He Was A Mexican Pirate)

We Wanna F*** A Dog In The Ass
We Wanna F*** A Dog In The Ass
Wanna F*** A F***ing Dog