"Whole House Freeze!"



It Was A Thursday I Stepped To The Club, There She Was

Draped In A Burgundy Dress, Silhouetted Superbly

Curved Indeed, She Started Staring In My Direction

Luring And Urging Seductively, Body Language Instructing Me

I Offered Her A Drink Instead She Took A Cup Of Tea

And Then I Lied About My Luxury Lifestyle

I Said "So Who You Be? You Looking Kind Of Tight, Gal

I Would Love To See You In A Nightgown"

She Said "They Call Me The Dragon Queen And I Come From Tibet

I'm Calm In The Face Of Pressure And You'll Never See Me Sweat

I've Come To Your Country In Search Of A Lost Scroll

That Contains Directions To A Hidden Village Comprised Of Gold"

I Looked At Her Confused And Said "But Why Have You Told Me This?"

She Said The Description That I Fit

Was That Of The Chosen One Who'd Go Beyond

Then Slipped A Concoction In My Drink

Immediately Set My Consciousness Adrift:



Now I'm In That Zone Dwelling, I Woke In A Warehouse Tied To A Chair

With An Abundance Of Flair Surrounding Me In A Circular Angle

Glared Up At The Dragon Queen's Lair, Wasn't Imagining A Thing

Her Steps On The Stairs Had A Magic Gleam, Glowed Brightly

To Prepare Me For My Journey A Sword Was Hovering Towards Me

Plus Garlic From The Keepers Of The Gate Who Bore All The Secrets And Take

Care Of Trespassers, But At Last It's Prophesied That I Would Gain

Access To A Cultural Dynasty Buried And Seize And Capture The Scroll

Massive Helicopters Patrolled The Rooftops, Strapped In

Began Travelling Into The Darkness, Knew Not Of What Awaited

Thought Of A Way To Get Out Of It, Just Then The Bottom Gave Way

I Began Falling And Gave It Ten Seconds, Pulled The Cord On My Parachute

Landed Surrounded By A Herd Of Wild Barracudas, Lions

The Sounds Of The Wild Kingdom Piercing Like A Siren

Was I Entering Near The Mere Mortal Life Span's End?

Defiantly I Stood Boldly As They Began Closing In

And Time Seemed To Be Moving Rapidly Just Then: